Something Happened Last Night
Last night following an after party for Canada's Much Music Video Awards Perez Hilton and Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas got into a fight. Or something. Depending who you believe. All I know is that Perez Hilton's face looks disappointingly unmarred for supposedly receiving the business-end of a rapper.In a series of messages on Twitter.com following the incident, Hilton wrote: "I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke... Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel.
"I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities... The Toronto police are here now... The police are investigating the assault now. I did the right thing by reporting it... I won't be talking about this any further. It is in the hands of the authorities." (Source)
Oh, except he did talk about it just a little bit further, when he posted an twelve minute account on his website today. (Above) Will.I.Am, on the other hand, posted a video of his own claiming his innocence and says that the two merely exchanged words over some unflattering remarks Perez made about Fergie:
He says, "So I go up to him and say, 'Hey, can you do me a favor, Perez?... Can you not be so blatantly rude to our group on your website? That's just wrong - you don't have to be disrespectful.' He said, 'I don't respect you.' I was like, 'What? Ok, if you don't respect me that's cool.'
"This dude walks away and I leave and then he says, 'That was very faggot of you for coming at me like that.'... So this dude says in front of a whole bunch of people, 'You're a faggot, will.i.am!' So I'm like, 'Wow, whatever.' So he walks away and then one of the fans gets all crazy and starts on Perez Hilton. I'm just sitting there minding my own business waiting for a car. But it just shows you how crazy things can get. It's not that serious." (Source)
So basically, I don't really know what happened last night, but I'm pretty sure this is the perfect example of a hate crime: Everyone hates Perez Hilton, and somebody finally punched him in his stupid, fat, hateful head for it. I don't get why everyone always makes it out to be like those are such a bad thing.
Serves him right, the hateful piece of shit. Fucker deserves worse.
"I did the right thing by reporting it to the authorities."
The way you can tell gleeful tattletales from apologetic informers is the use of the above sentence. The apologetics will agonize over their snitching for weeks. Their mother and friends will say to them, "You did the right thing by reporting it to the authorities."
A career tattler will scream "I DID THE RIGHT THING!" over and over again while being pounded by those he tattled on, often through a bloody nose.
I'm sure Perez was a career tattler. On a personal note, I have judged people in the past for being frequent visitors of Perez Hilton's website.
Not being respected by Perez Hilton is like being not being respected by prostate cancer. I mean, seriously, what the fuck? I'll never comprehend why people like or listen to him.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.
His video is funny and scary at the same time. Why DO people follow him? This is a thirty something man that bullies tween popstars into befriending him so he will cease slurring them. Mario is maniacal. not very sane. I mean, come on.He is a little girl in a man's body.
Joe is exactly right. He is a bully, and I stopped reading his blog way back when he started kissing Paris's ass on a regular basis. He's pathetic. I really wish there was an island in Antarctica where we could ship him and his "friends" like Paris, Winehouse, and whoever else he's crawled up the ass of. Then they could just kiss each other's butts and we wouldn't have to deal with any of them.
Perez needed to realize that he wasn't in California where they cater to "celebrities." Toronto is getting to be a dangerous place. There are people getting shot and stabbed almost on a daily basis. I really don't think the police are gonna come running bc a gossip blogger got a black eye. And to twitter that he needs help and that they aren't coming probably got his little followers calling the police and congesting phone lines etc needed for real emergencies. This bitch needs to be charged with mischief too. We Canadians should demand it!! Im seriously pissed that this trumped up little twat pulled a stunt like this! He needs to go back to the states and not come back. Sorry America you made him "famous" you keep him/it.
a lot of people don't understand that it's okay for Mario (Perez) to be petty and self-serving all the time because that's how he makes a living...