After only the first episode, in which they threatened to walk off twice, it's been reported that Spencer and Heidi quit "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!" following last night's show. Apparently it was all just a little too "real" for them.

A well-placed source who works on the Costa Rican production of the show tells TMZ just before quitting the show, Spencer screamed at producers, "If you give me a script, I'll do what you want. I'm not a reality star. I'm on 'The Hills.'"

Spencer clarified with the following: "I'm a TV producer and a character."

Spencer Pratt the character and Spencer Pratt the reality TV star could not be reached for comment. (Source)

Oh, by the way, spoiler alert! It looks like "The Hills" is actually fake after all. I'm sure no one at MTV will be upset with that little slip-up. And just to clarify: Steven Spielberg is a producer, Garfield the Cat is a character, and Spencer Pratt is just some asshole who's got a big, black empty hole where his soul should be, so much so that he can't even act like himself on command.

Just for fun, here's Spencer's video for "I'm a Celebrity," which I am 99% sure is not affiliated with the show whatsoever, after the jump: