Snaps: Womanizer
Seriously, a movie about Nazi snow zombies? For shizz? How do you say no to that? (Pajiba)Justin Timberlake might be a dirty little man skank douchebag who cheats on women. I would still bone him. (POTP)
Aw, this is just...so wrong, in just...so many ways. Morgan Freeman, how could you? (Yeeeah!)
Neil Patrick Harris wants to be a daddy. Hey, I may not have all the parts here, but if you need any help... (The Blemish)
Madonna wants Gwyneth Platrow to design her Mercy's room. Would someone please call child services on these two fucknuts? (Celebitchy)
Never underestimate the power of lonely, sexless, teenage girls with too much time and an internet connection. (Agent Bedhead)
Yeah, as if you need another reason to think William Shatner is a stupid asshole, here he is giving Conan O'Brien the finger. (Seriously? OMG!)
Yeah, so Paris and Lindsay totally Jon & Kate, but only for the most selfish, narcissitic reason possible. (BricksAndStones)
Whoops! Ella Macpherson left her headlights on. Site NSFW. (DrunkenStepfather)
Wow, I thought the interview with William Shatner was pretty damn funny and they seemed to have great rapport... I certainly didn't think 'the bird' was taken seriously.
I agree: that interview was really funny, and Shatner rocks! I try to never miss interviews (especially on Conan, their chemistry is so great together)with him; he's hysterically funny! He only gave Conan the bird as a funny response to Conan ribbing him about not being able to make his fingers do the Vulcan greeting. lol
Judging by the typos and the missing words here, I'm guessing you had a few too many bloody mary's for breakfast my friend.
What I have for breakfast is between me and my martini shaker! Now if you'll excuse me, there's a bottle of Jack Daniels with my name on it.
And yeah, sorry, I tend to leave words out sometimes. Glurg. Editing is not my thing.
Only skanks and necks drink Jack before lunch. I'm speaking from authority here; my family has been runnin' shine for years.