Snaps: The Beat Goes On

Michael-062609.jpgWell, after the 24 hours of suck that was last night, maybe this will lighten the mood: Here are The 10 Funniest Episodes of Television (of the Last 20 Years) (Pajiba)

Lisa Marie Presley wrote a pretty heartbreaking entry in her blog about Michael Jackson. I wouldn't reccomend reading it in front of anyone. (Allie is Wired)

Well, looks like Borat did the honorable thing and edited out Latoya Jackson's scene from his movie. Kudos, I suppose. (Seriously? OMG!)

Here's Zooey Deschanel looking all cute and quirky and adorable at the 500 Days of Summer premiere. (usemycomputer)

Moo-riah Carey got her Photoshop on for the cover of her new album. H/T to Rocco for the name! (Yeeeah!)

Ugh...Kate Gosselin's hooters look like two overcooked steaks stuffed in a bikini top. *HORK* (The Blemish)

Awww, Amy Winehouse is designing her own greeting cards! How cute! 4/20 is a Holiday, right? (Celebitchy)

J.Lo's fashion line is shutting down, since the girl has all the business savvy of a four-year old. (Celebslam)

Josh Duhamel jumps on the gigantic bandwagon of "People who want to punch Perez Hilton in his stupid face". (HollyWire)

Marylin Manson got through his break up with Evan Rachel Wood the way most people do: Nailing bags of coke to the walls and fantasizing about killing her with a sledgehammer. (CelebSmack)

Seriously, does Robert Pattinson ever where anything that ISN'T plaid? (Lainey Goss)

And finally, while I'm a little too young to fully appreciate Michael Jackson's contribution to the world of music, I can appreciate his influence and what he meant to people. My condolences to his family and friends. In honour of Michael Jackson, here's Wolf Hudson doing an impromptu dance number...naked (but censored!). Site content NSFW. (NOBN)