The cast of Saved By the Bell are getting their reunion on! It's official: The 90's are the new 80's. (Pajiba)

In case you were wondering, Heather Graham is still not dead or annoying. Woohoo! (Yeeeah!)

Madonna now has another poor, unfortunate infant which she may devour to remain youthful. (The Blemish)

Jessica Alba is just a whole mess of dumb, isn't she? (CelebWarship)

And now, here's your super precious Arquette family moment of the day. (Seriously? OMG!)

The brooding hotness that is Trent Reznor won a well-deserved Webby award for The Slip. Kickass! (Agent Bedhead)

Leonardo Dicaprio and Bar Rafaeli have gone splitskies, which means you now have a slightly less abysmal shot at nailing either of them! (Celebitchy)

Hmmm, that's weird...Jessica Simpson still exists? Really? (BricksAndStones)

Oh look, Gay Hecubus landed a record deal. Score one for the homos! (POTP)

I couldn't give two shits about Sophia Bush,  but ohmyfuckinggod look at the puppy!(IDWYL)

Here's Ginger Spice for some reason. Meh. Site NSFW. (DrunkenStepfather)