Here is The OTHER 100 Best Movie Quotes of All Time. Because AFI is full of douchebags who won't acknowledge the greatness of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. (Pajiba)

Okay, first I thought Megan Fox was an idiot, now I kind of think she's awesome. What is your damage, Megan?! (Yeeeah!)

Bad: Running into your ex in public. Worse: Running into your ex who beat you and leaked naked pictures of you in public. Sorry Rihanna! (Lainey Goss)

So not only is Carrie Prejean a terrible person, she's also a self-righteous moron. Who knew? (The Blemish)

Beyonce is apparently too lazy to walk all of 46 feet. In all fairness, you would be to after an entire day of doing absolutely fucking nothing. (Celebslam)

Jimmy Kimmel roasted Elmo on his show...Literally. Why do I feel like Grover is behind this? (Seriously? OMG!)

Lauren Conrad got engaged! Our sincerest condolences to the guy who has to nail her for the rest of his life. (Celebitchy)

Chastity Bono is on his way to getting surgery to become a man. Congrats! (HollyWire)

What the fuck is up with Michael Jackson's ears? (CelebSmack)

Here's Malin Akerman at Spike TV's 2009 Guys Choice Awards. (usemycomputer)