For Pajiba's 5th Birthday Week, here are the 10 15 Worst Blockbusters of All Time. I'm looking at you, Michael "Micropenis" Bay. (Pajiba)

You know what Nicky Hilton does for fun? Hang outside clubs and laugh at people who don't get in. Apparently, being a horrid bitch runs in the Hilton Family. (The Blemish)

In other "Hiltons being dicks" news, Perez Hilton can pretty much go choke on a bag of shit for all I care. (College Candy)

Ever wanted to see Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried get it on while covered in corn syrup and food coloring? Well have I got the movie for you! (Yeeeah!)

How did Lindsay Lohan mourn the death of Michael Jackson? By taking off all her clothes. Naturally. (CelebWarship)

Gee, Leighton Meester's new song came out AWFULLY close to her leaked sex tape. Hmmmmm... (POTP)

Drea de Matteo is set to become a regular on Desperate Housewives. Awwww...it's cute how ABC thinks people still care about that show! (Seriously? OMG!)

Kid Rock and Kellie Pickler are dating, apparently having bonded over their single-digit IQs, shitty music, and complete lack of self-awareness. (Celebitchy)

Kate Gosselin's book got delayed, probably because she was too busy raping puppies. (BricksAndStones)

So according to PETA, exploiting animals is bad, but exploiting a recently deceased human being? A-Okay! (Agent Bedhead)

Poor Dean McDermott...Hey, if you had to bang Tori Spelling every night, you'd walk around all pissed off to. (IDWYL)