A romantic-comedy written by Dave Eggers and his wife? Why does my wallet suddenly feel $10 lighter? (Pajiba)

I know carrying a fetus is hard work and all, but come on, Heidi Klum, what the eff? (Yeeeah!)

Amy Winehouse sucks her thumb and hugs children. When the hell did she start being all adorable and stuff? (Celebitchy)

Rihanna is out to show the world that Chris Brown has a tiny penis. This is why you do not fuck with Rihanna. (The Blemish)

A Thai Newspaper published photos of David Carradine's corpse. This right here is why print news is going down the shitter. (Celebslam)

Stephen Colbert got his head shaved while he was performing for the troops. Hey, just be thankful he didn't go for the full brazilian. (Seriously? OMG!)

Reason #8376 why you should never go on sarari: Monkies fucking on your car. (omg blog)

Drunkey Simpson took her ridonkulously named baby to a charity event. Yay for charity, for boo for talentless drunks! (CelebSmack)

Neil Patrick Harris is the perfect combination of sexy and hysterical. (Lainey Goss)

Just because I love her, here's Anne Hathaway at the Tony Awards. (usemycomputer)