Hayao Miyazaki + Tina Fey = I may have just peed myself a lil bit. (Pajiba)

Oh look, Ferris Bueller and Seabiscuit had twins! Sort of... (Yeeeah!)

Jon and Kate are getting a divorce. Gasp. I'm not saying Jon and Kate rape puppies or anything but...Actually, fuck it. Jon and Kate rape puppies. (The Blemish)

Ed McMahon died last night at the age of 86. Only three more days before shameless media speculation...I can hardly wait! (Celebslam)

Apparently, Amy Winehouse will bring "Untold Human Suffering" to St. Lucia. Yeeeeeah, obviously this guy doesn't really know what "Untold Human Suffering" means... (Celebitchy)

Oprah is taking ALL of her employees and their families on a European Vacation. You gotta admit, that's pretty spiffy right there. (HollyWire)

Remember that Leighton Meester sex tape? Yeah, well, it's worth a million bucks. Remember that next time you're playing the five finger shuffle. (CelebSmack)

Here's the totally kickass Eliza Dushku at the LA Film Festival. (usemycomputer)

The first sketches from Chris Brown and Rihanna's court appearance have surfaced, and even in paper and ink, Chris Brown looks like a douche. (popbytes)

Cameron Diaz got her star on the walk of fame. Which means you can now wipe dog shit off your shoe all over her award. Ha! (Lainey Goss)

Hey, need a good movie to psychologically cripple your children forever? Well have I got the clip for you! (Seriously? OMG!)