Here's a list of the Best Acting Performances of the Decade. You better fucking believe Heath Ledger is in there. (Pajiba)

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long still hold the title of "Most annoying hipster couple". (Yeeeah!)

For those of you who want to see teenagers buy it in 3-D...Well, you're kinda weird, but this ought to fill you with glee! (Seriously? OMG!)

Bar Rafaeli is in GQ. You probably don't know who she is, but chances are you'll be sick of her soon enough. (The Blemish)

Shia Laboeuf is winning over Megan Fox, because apparently, she has a thing for douchebags with weird faces. (Celebitchy)

Who the fuck wouldn't want James Franco as a commencement speaker? These people are obviously completely out of their gourds. (HollyWire)

Chris Pine dumped Audrina Patridge after realizing he was DATING AUDRINA PATRIDGE. (Celebslam)

It's been 24 hours since news of David Carradine death. Time for shameless speculation! You're up first, TMZ. (CelebSmack)

What in the fuck is up with Gwyneth Paltrow's legs? I guess that's what GOOP is...*Hork!* (Lainey Goss)

Kylie Minogue is fucking awesome, and anyone who says otherwise is a puppy raper. (usemycomputer)