Here's a list of The Most Heartbreaking TV episodes. I'd just like to say I have no shame in admitting that the Futurama episode with Seymour absolutely wrecked me. (Pajiba)

Another day, another C-list Celebrity with a leaked sex tape. Shit like this makes my job SO much easier. (Yeeeah!)

Why isn't Blake Lively wearing any pants? Seriously: I don't even think that's a dress. (The Blemish)

Seriously Bruno? If it weren't for the fact that you threw in a Tyler Saint cameo, I would be totally sick of your movie by now. (Seriously? OMG!)

Oh joy. Frick and Frack are coming back on I'm a Celebrity. Again. Hoo-fucking-ray. (Celebitchy)

St. Tila Tequila has all the taste and class of a half-eaten, day-old Big Mac. (Celebslam)

In other classless, trashy attention hog news, here's Lady Gaga in Maxim. (HollyWire)

Whoa, for an old guy, Mickey Rourke has some pretty decent pectorals there. (CelebSmack)

Because I love love love LOVE Christina Ricci (She's so tiny!), here she is at the opening of the LA Film Festival. (usemycomputer)

Robert Pattinson kissing on the beach? This is the stuff desperate, teenage fanfics are made of right here. (Lainey Goss)

Whoops! Joe Jonas let it slip that Miley and Nick are totally banging each other. (Allie is Wired)