Here's a list of the 11 Worst Music Artists of the Aughts, with more suck than an army of rogue Roombas. (Pajiba)

Even Ryan Reynolds' face has the power to make your panties burst into flame. (Seriously? OMG!)

Beth Ditto thinks Katy Perry is offensive to gay culture, when in fact, she's pretty much offensive to all of them. (Yeeeah!)

I love Anne Hathaway and all, but seriously? A tan wouldn't kill ya, sweetheart. (The Blemish)

Robert Pattinson is totally crushing on Kristen Stewart. No, this is not your 14-year old sister's fanfic. (Celebitchy)

Lauren Conrad thinks Kristin Cavallari is very opiniated. And by "Opiniated", she means "Stupid, spoiled and dickish". (BricksAndStones)

You know it's a slow news day when Kate Hudson dyeing her hair is considered noteworthy. (CelebWarship)

Blones or Brunettes? Personally, I find Mila Kunis to be the absolute hotness. (IDWYL)

Christian Bale is not a model, and he will not shut the fuck up until you know it. (Agent Bedhead)

Jennifer Hudson is pregnant! Awesome! Who wants a high-five? (POTP)

Oh Godtopus, do people still actually want to be Paris Hilton's friend? Christ that's sad. Site NSFW. (DrunkenStepfather)