Here's an incredible retrospective of cult classic Office Space. You know you fucking love it. (Pajiba)

Katy Perry twittered a picture of herself naked with a pizza covering her fun stuff. Feel free to throw in your own "I'd eat HER pie!" jokes. (Yeeeah!)

Hey, remember that kid who tried to give a flower to Megan Fox? Well, they found him, and as it turns out, HE'S 25. What the hell? (The Blemish)

Shia Labeouf may be an annoying douche, but at least he's a charming douche. (Seriously? OMG!)

Miley Cyrus says she's glad she remained "pure" with Justin Gaston. Yeah, about as pure as yellow snow. (Celebitchy)

Oh Kristen Stewart...you're so adorably klutzy. (CelebWarship)

Surprise surprise, Megan Fox will be replacing Angelina Jolie in the next Tomb Raider flick. (BricksAndStones)

Wow, Russell Brand is an even bigger man whore than I am. And that's my JOB. Goddammit! (Agent Bedhead)

One of the haggard looking trollops from The Real Housewives of New Jersey has a sex tape. Ewwww, do not want. (POTP)

Who's a bigger celebretard: Bret Michaels or Billy Ray Cyrus? Click here to find out! (College Candy)

Where exactly the fuck is Holly Madison getting her money? (IDWYL)