I know David Letterman's joke about Sarah Palin's daughter wasn't in the best taste and all, but Jesus H. Christ people, calm down! (Pajiba)

People Magazine released their Hottest Bachelors List, and they gay guy from Gossip Girl ranked #1. No, not that one, the other one. No, the OTHER one. (Seriously? OMG!)

Oh look, Victoria Beckham's tater tots have been demoted from "Scary" to "Baby". (Yeeeah!)

You thought Miley Cyrus' last boyfriend was bad? Well, this one is older and looks even MORE like her dad. Creeeeeeeeepyyyyyyyyy. (Celebslam)

The fact that Kate Gosselin spanked her daughter really should not be your only indication that she is a terrible mother. (The Blemish)

Josh Duhamel makes the astonishing switch from "casual sexy" to "sophisticated sexy". (popbytes)

Since when the fuck is Michelle Pfeiffer "Old and Decrepit"? Seriously, girl is 51 and she's got it going on. (Celebitchy)

As someone who absolutely DESPISED the whole McLovin thing, this just fills me with glee. (HollyWire)

It's official: Chastity Bono is now Chaz Bono. Spiffy! (CelebSmack)

Because everyone loves Amy Adams, here's a photoshoot of her. (usemycomputer)

Here's John Krasinski doing the rounds at a Film Festival for Away We Go. (Lainey Goss)