Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up
Heidi and Spencer did quit "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out Of Here!" last night, as predicted, but now Spencer is twittering all this crap about how they made a mistake and are "praying to Jesus" that NBC forgives them.But E! News has learned that, though the Pratts did leave the show's jungle set, they have scrapped plans—if there ever were any plans at all—to fly back to Los Angeles tonight and they are planning a dramatic return on Wednesday's episode.
"The devil fooled speidi in to making an awful decision and we are praying to Jesus to get NBC to give us another shot to redeem," Spencer tweeted tonight. (Source)
Of course NBC is going to forgive them, because that's the Christian thing to do. Oh, and also that they like ratings. Did I mention ratings? If there's even a remote chance that Spencer Pratt could get stung by a mosquito the size of a cat and have his his throat swell up, suffocating him to death on live TV, people are going to watch no matter what. The only thing that could possibly garner more ratings on American television would be a live action version of "Duck Hunt" starring Osama Bin Laden.
I realize this is too soon, but why do people kill abortion doctors and Army recruiters, but not Spencer Pratt?
Yeah, Jesus is totally listening to Speidi's prayer about boosting their "career" and is going to grant them their wish. The prayers from the desperately ill, starving, abused people? They can wait--Speidi comes first!
Why didn't the wacko shoot Speidi instead of Dr. Tiller?
We should send Al Qaeda subtle messages that if they attacked Speidi or Paris Hilton, we just couldn't go on as a country. Ball's in your corner, Osama.
On another note, fuck Spencer. He whines like a little bitch, and it's instant publicity. Is Lou Diamond Phillips getting any ink? Hell no.
Ughhhhhhh, Spencer has proved the impossible by becoming even MORE annoying as a born-again "Christian". Jesus is shaking his head right now, wondering why it's always the asshats who won't shut up about christianity and are always "praising jesus" at every opportunity.