Paris Hilton and Lidsay Lohan are sick and tired of hearing about Jon and Kate Gosselin. No, not because the story is sad and the kids are being exploited -- because they're hogging up all the tabloids all for their own selfish selves. Jerks.

"Lindsay and Paris hate not being on the covers of weeklies," said a source. "That's why Lindsay has been causing so much havoc and pulling these antics. And why Paris had a big blow- up with Doug [Reinhardt]." The married stars of "Jon & Kate Plus 8" on TLC have been garnering attention from all the glossies, which have seen circu- lation boosts from their alleged infidelities and family struggles. (Source)

So basically, these two chuckleheads will literally do whatever it takes to stay "relevant," whether it means damaging inter-personal relationships or putting their physical health at risk. May I make a suggestion? You can never underestimate the media circus that comes with a good murder-suicide. Now, I don't know who would be the murderer and who would be the murderee; you can figure it out yourselves. All I'm saying is that they will be talking about this on E! True Hollywood Stories for years to come. I'm telling you: HUGE.

Lindsay and her brother Cody shopping in NYC this week: