Sarah Jessica Parker, Matthew Broderick and Matthew Broderick's frosted hair released this family portrait with their newborn surrogate babies Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge, along with their son James Wilkie. This is basically the most boring thing ever. And why are they all looking at that one baby? It's like they don't even care about the second one. Hmm. I wonder if it's defective in some way, like maybe one of its ears is smaller than the other or its got too many fingers. I guess that's the way it goes with surrogates, you get what you pay for.
Marion is somebody's grandmother's name. Tabitha rocks.
Eeeesh. Bueller is looking more and more like Mr Rooney by the day.
What the fuck is wrong with Matthew Broderick's hair? It's like the gay 70's took a shit on his scalp.