If you like big plastic tits and dead-behind-the-eyes expressions, today is your lucky day! After months of negotiations it's finally been confirmed that Heidi Montag has posed for Playboy and will be appearing in the September issue.

Details of her Playboy photos are, um, scant: "There is nudity. It's tasteful - she had a lot of fun with it," says a second source. A rep for the magazine had no comment, and Montag's rep was not immediately available to respond to questions. (Source)

During Heidi's entire stint on "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!" she did nothing but blather on about Jesus this and Jesus that. But I guess the J-Man is cool with nudity as long as it's tasteful and you have fun with it, and you donate all the proceeds to orphanages in third world countries. Whoa, don't want to get carried away with the last part. Maybe they can just photoshop a little halo over her head in post-production. Yup, Jesus will totally dig that.

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