Of Course He's Suing
Perez Hilton opened his big, giant gay heart and offered an apology to will.i.am for calling him the F-word during their altercation on Sunday night at the Much Music Awards. And you can tell how sincere he is, too, by the way he's suing will.i.am's manager for the subsequent horribly violent beating which gave him this sad panda face.The flamboyant blogger, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, filed suit in LA Superior Court charging battery and intentional infliction of emotional distress.
Meanwhile, Hilton issued a hair-splitting apology to band frontman will.i.am for having called him a "faggot," saying he felt "physically threatened by a verbally abusive will.ia.m" and "I chose the most hurtful word I know to hurl at him," a word "I would not utter under normal circumstances." (Source)
What an asshole. You know what I would love? If this case went to trial and the judge ruled in favor of Perez Hilton, but then awarded him compensation of getting another punch in the face. I could see one of those quirky judges on "Aly McBeal" doing that. That's another reason why I wish real life was more like "Aly McBeal." Except for those dancing babies. I don't think I could handle that shit.
Perez could be tecnically be charged for hate speech. Someone mentioned Bill c-250 of the canada criminal code. Perez does not have the same freedom of speech in Canada that he does in the states. Im not shocked that this asshole is suing though big shock there. He basically ruined himself and I guess he's going for one last pay day before it all comes crashing down.
http://www.religioustolerance.org/hom_hat6.htm
That's why some compensation judgements are cited as "payment of one dollar".
It's the judge's way of saying, "I see your point, but you are an asshole. Suck on your dollar, and go fuck yourself with your dumbass lawsuit."
Ah, "Aly McBeal," the mid-90s drama about a brewmeister's daughter who leaves the brewery behind to work in the high-powered legal arena.
Maybe if I sue this mouse turd for inflicting emotional distress on me -- by his not starving to death -- I'll be the one who gets compensated with punching him in the face.