No One Is Paying Attention to Paris Today

14228180.jpgParis Hilton is posting pictures of herself and Michael Jackson on her twitter page, because what better way to mourn a beloved pop culture icon than to remind the world that you totally knew him back before he died that time. If this doesn't work I'm sure later she'll mourn Michael Jackson by going out to a club with no underpants on and exiting a limo with all the grace of a newborn foal. I can't remember exactly what stage of the grieving process that is.

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4 Comments


kelly said:

the best part of the header picture is that MJ is on the phone while posing for the picture. Nothing says, "Who are you, again?", than a mid-call pose.


Wench. said:

Michael Jackson made a much prettier girl than Paris Hilton does.


vane&garry said:

what a stupid airhead bitch, what does she do anyway? for people less fortunate???
does she even have any talent? i think she's a fugly slut!!!!!


Ken B said:

that makes more sense now.... michaels poor abused immune system just coulndt take the shit she gave him, and that was just from standing next to him! could you even imagine what you'd get from bangin her....