Mouthful

audrina0605.jpgMouthful: (Noun) A quantity of food or drink that fills or can be put into the mouth.

Audrina Patride has taken over burger whore responsibilities from Paris Hilton in Carl's Jr. new campaign for their Teriyaki Six Dollar Burger. In the spots, she lies on a beach in a gold bikini and shoves an inordinate amount of meat down her throat. So you know, business as usual for Audrina. She tells People:

"I had an absolute blast shooting. It was my first experience shooting a spot with food, and when I pulled up, I was literally salivating looking at all the rows and rows of perfect burgers waiting for me!" she recalls of the sandwich, available at Carl's Jr. on June 24, the same day that the TV spot launches.

"I was cracking up because I would take a bite, and almost immediately a food handler with white gloves would have a brand new burger ready." (Source)

See now, this is precisely why other countries hate us. Just one of those burgers could have probably fed a poor Nigerian family for a week. Well either that or they could just have Audrina, sell her into prostitution slavery and never go hungry again. "Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day."

Burger Whore at the premiere of The Hangover:

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