Mischa Barton was seen leaving a club in London at 3:30 in the morning late last week looking like something the cat dragged in and then the dog found it, ate it up and puked it back out on the floor. Ehh. What can I say, I guess we've all been there at one time or another. In fact, just this weekend I got so drunk I rode my bike into a parked car and the only reason the whole internet doesn't know about it is because I'm not a celebrity like Mischa here. Although I guess the internet does know about it now since I just told you. Well, whatever. At least I wasn't dressed like an asshole, so I still win. Normal person: 1; Celebrity: 0.