Get ready to feel a whole lot of unjustified optimism here: Megan Fox is back on the market! Which shouldn't really be a surprise to anyone who follows this blog. Or for anyone who hasn't been forcibly lobotomized without anesthesia for that matter. Basically, if news of Megan Fox's availability shocks you in anywhere, there's a good chance your brain-damaged.

“I’m currently what you would call single I guess,” the actress told Britain's The Sun on Sunday while in Berlin promoting the upcoming "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”

The actress, who was previously engaged to actor Brian Austin Green, appears to have her sights set on someone a little more Timberlake-esque.

“Oh I don’t know. There is this Korean Justin Timberlake named Rain,” Megan told the paper when asked who she would like to go out with next, adding, “And I’m really on his situation now. I’m trying to fix this up. I’m working hard.” (Source)

Well, good for her. Sometimes when you get knocked off, you just have to get back on the horse. Or sometimes you sell the horse to a glue factory and use the money to move somewhere so cold that any horse that visits would die instantly. What I'm trying to say is, Megan Fox is trying to bang a douchebag, and horses are assholes.

Here's the Horse-Whisperer at the premiere of "Transformers: Revenge of the Shitty, Disappointing Sequel That Will Hurt Your Soul":