Mariah Gets in a Zinger
Here is Mariah Carey's new single "Obsessed" from her upcoming album "Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel." And since no one is obsessed with Mariah Carey other than Eminem, I think we can all use the simple powers of deduction to figure out who the song is about.
She sings, "You're delusional, boy, you're losing your mind... It must be weed, it must be the E... Why are you so obsessed with me? Lying that you're sexing me."
And Carey really slaps Eminem with the line, "You're a mom & pop, I'm a corporation/I'm a press conference, you're a conversation," suggesting the rapper isn't a worthy suitor. (Source)
I see the point she's making here, I really do. But if Mariah is a press conference and Eminem is a conversation, then what the hell is Nick Cannon? A fart in the wind? I'm just saying. Although if you think about it, farts make noise so Nick would probably more accurately be an "S.B.D." only instead of deadly he'd be harmless. Yeah, Nick Cannon is like an S.B.H.
Mr. and Mrs. Carey at the Fresh Air Fund Salute To American Heroes earlier this month:
Stacey -- c'mon.
If she's a corporation, Nick is a majority shareholder -- the Walton family to her WAL*MART.
If she's a press conference, Nick is the network which carries her -- he's the CNN to her presidential Q&A.
You just can't rhyme all that. I don'r care what kind of rapping genius you are, you can't give the whole back-story to every cut-down, every dis.
And admit it: she's so much more approachable and hot since she just let herself be a size 8 already.
Size 8, hahahaha! Please.