Lindsay Lohan is under investigation by Scotland Yard in the disappearance of a Dior diamond necklace and earrings worth over $400,000 from an Elle photoshoot in London last week. Yep, sounds like old "Sticky Fingers Lohan" is at it again.

A police spokeswoman tells PEOPLE, "Westminster Police are investigating an allegation of theft of jewelry from studios in Brewery Road in Islington. The theft was reported to a central London police station on the eighth of June after earrings and a necklace, believed to be diamond and estimated to be worth $400,000, were found to be missing approximately two days earlier."

She adds: "Inquiries are continuing and no arrests have been made. As far as who we will be interviewing - we will be speaking to a number of people in connection with the inquiry and don’t discuss the identity of the people we are planning to interview." (Source)

Elle has released a statement saying they have "no reason to believe" Lohan was responsible for the missing jewels. Sure, they have no reason to believe she had anything to do with it except for the fact that she was the last person seen wearing them, she's an alcoholic kleptomaniac sociopath, and, oh yeah, it's pretty much totally in her nature to do something like this. Christ. Did they even check her bag?? I've seen better crack British detective work on episodes of "Benny Hill."

Sticky Fingers Lohan at the Axe lounge in Southampton: (Header image from her twitter.)