Lady Gaga is Kinda Fug

gaga061009_1.jpgLady Gaga is vacationing in Hawaii with her boyfriend "Speedy," (whatever) and we're finally given a rare glimpse behind the "mask," so to speak. Yeah... I'm starting to see why she normally wears ten pounds of makeup and fake eyelashes and giant wigs covering her whole face at all times. It's kind of baffling at how she got as far as she did in this business with such a butterface. Seriously, my first reaction was literally to spread her on my English muffin.

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7 Comments


Lawdog said:

Ok, -1 for misuse of the term butterface. Butterface implies she has a sexy body.


Ling said:

It's the EXACT same story as Madonna. Like, carbon copy, except Gaga didn't get into the recording studio by boinking whomever she needed to. (Well, not as far as we know, I guess.) They're both tiny bottle blond wops (being a wop myself I can say that) with busted up faces who know how to play the market. It's worth the subject of a dissertation. "Spicy Meatballs: Why Tiny Italian Peroxide Blondes Are More Statistically Capable of "Making It" in the Recording Industry."


Ken B said:

um, KINDA?????!!!!!!


netstarman said:

She has a summer face , sumer face is over there , under the couch her face is all over the place. Almost rhymes. She is Butt ugly no wonder for the over lapped make-up and funky clothes. At least most of us know what we are wearing for the day .


BarbadoSlim said:

Man, that has GOT to be a dude.


Tarn said:

oh come on, she's just ordinary-looking! If she was a nobody and you saw her in the street, you wouldn't be calling her fugly (not unless you were rude, anyway). She's average, that's all.
She's created a persona to hide behind while she sells her music. What's wrong with that?


spanbktacular said:

He's FUG but as far as GaGa goes I agree with Tarn