When Heidi Montag was trying to decide if she should do Playboy or not, who did she turn to? Her family? Her pastor? No -- Kim Kardashian, naturally. That's like shit asking puke if smells stinky.

"Actually, I was in Mexico and I got a call from Heidi saying, 'Call me right now,' " Kardashian told MTV News on Tuesday (June 16). "So I called her and she had said to me, 'What do you think? What's your opinion on if I were to do Playboy?'"

Kardashian told her to "go for it."

"I think that now's the time," she said. "I think it's a very classy magazine. It's artsy. I talked her through the whole process and helped her make up her mind." (Source)

Wait a minute, since when is Playboy "artsy?" Vouge is artsy. Vanity Fair is artsy. Playboy is boobs, usually on a backdrop of silk or lace, with a healthy dose of airbrushing for good measure. Oh right, but I guess when you've been peed on for a grainy home movie anything that doesn't show full penetration probably seems like a classic Renaissance masterpiece.

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