This is the most genuinely devastating news I've reported in awhile, but Kanye West and his shaved head "former" lesbian model girlfriend Amber Rose have called it quits. I honestly so, so loved them together. Me sad.

Rumors of the rapper's split from tall, shaved-top music video model Amber Rose have swirled for weeks, and now a spokesman for West tells us, "They are no longer a couple." (Source)

I guess this was inevitable, and when it comes down to it their relationship served its purpose. It made her famous and it put Kanye West gay rumors to rest for a couple of months. Mission accomplished. You didn't really think they were doing the sex, did you? What, do you also believe in the Tooth Fairy and Jesus too?

The couple in happier times: