Here is a photo that recently surfaced of uber "Supernatural" hunk Jared Padalecki getting oiled up on the set of Friday the 13th. And you thought your job sucked, huh? The only jobs I can think of worse than this would be like "professional masturbator" or "cupcake taste tester." I mean, think of all the cavities you could get! It would just be a downright nightmare.
Guh!
I met him at a convention recently. He's huuuuuge!* And cute, of course.
*By which I mean, tall. But you can extrapolate from that if you wish.... ;-)
It's posts like this that make me love you Stacey.
God I would spend days just... licking him. That's right.
OMFG.
That is all.
Mmmmmm. Yummy. That is all.
Can I have all three jobs please?
If I had a peen it would be poking my belly button right now.
How terrible. How can we just stand idly by? Is this not America? Are we not free? Have we no decency, no honor? This abuse of these poor young women cannot be allowed to stand unchallenged. I volunteer to sacrifice myself and take their place. Right now. Totally down with the human shield gig. I shall endure.
And also, hommna.
No. This cannot be a real thing that happened in a real job that exists that real people do and get paid for. Do they get paid to do this? Do they care? Jesus.