Poor John Stamos. He lost his job, his supermodel wife, and now he's lost his damn mind. He says he's "conceptualizing" a big screen version of "Full House" which is set to take place in the first few years of the series, and good news! He's already got a cast picked out and everything.

The former “ER” doc votes for James Franco to reprise Stamos’ role as Jesse Katsopolis. “I see Steve Carell as [Bob Saget’s character] Danny Tanner and Tracy Morgan as [Dave Coulier’s] Joey Gladstone because he’s funny,” he added. (Source)

Now, it's not that Hollywood is above making really stupid decisions. (Oh, and click here, too. And here!) It's just that James Franco is too busy starring in Oscar-winning films and Steve Carell and Tracy Morgan are both enjoying success in sitcoms that weren't not funny the first time around. Maybe he should shoot a little lower. Like a big screen adaptation of the guy who played drums in that Beach Boys video.

Because John Stamos is boring, here's Mini-Osbourne at the premiere of The Hangover: