Jesus Christ
Mel B. hosted the Us Weekly "Hot Bodies Pool Party" with her husband Stephen Belafonte this weekend, and now I think I know why they called her Scary Spice. Seriously, the only time you normally see women looking like this is in comic books and other assorted depictions of the female anatomy from the minds of nerds. Well here it is in real life. Not so sexy now, is it nerds? I hope you're all happy with yourselves.
Oh, SCARY.
Why is it that my favourite spice girls both had to go and get eating disorders/gymorexia that completely ruined whatever girl-next-doorish sexbomb charm they had?
As a male reader, Stacey, you totally got this wrong. Unlike Posh, Scary has got actual body mass and legs large enough to prop up her well-toned torso. This is actually hot.