Jessica Simpson Scores a Reality Show
Like so many failed celebrities before her, Jessica Simpson is getting a reality show on VH1, but the bright side is that there's no "of love" in the title. In the new docu-reality show called "Price of Beauty," Simpson will be exploring what other cultures find beautiful."I have always believed that beauty comes from within and confidence will always make a woman beautiful, but I know how much pressure some women put on themselves to look perfect," she said in a statement Monday.
"I am really looking forward to discovering how beauty is perceived in different cultures and participating in some of the crazy things people do to feel beautiful," she continued. "I know we will all learn a lot on this journey and I am so excited that VH1 is coming along on what I'm sure will be a wild ride." (Source)
The title totally doesn't make sense at all. A show called "Price of Beauty" should be about like women who spend all their money on plastic surgery or women with eating disorders who ravage their health to stay skinny. Her show is going to be about women in third world countries with dots on their foreheads dancing around in full bodied robes. Actually, I would like to see that first show. No offense, but the dancing women sound kind of boring.
More of Jessica and her huge knockers in NYC earlier this month:
As much as I am all for showing as much breasteses as possible, I can't support (rim-shot!) showing off the veiny tops of pale boobies. It's distracting. I've heard women complain about buffed out guys who have veiny arms, and I think that's where I am on the veiny booby. I want to do all the usual stuff with them, but I don't want to see them in a push-up bra angrily confronting me like an abandoned baby-mama on Springer.
Obviously, Jess, my offer to punish-fuck you for being stupid still stands. Also: the motorboat agreement.
Come on though, it's not her fault she has veiny booby. What do you want her to do, wear a turtleneck? Pale girls have veiny boobuses. It's a sad fact of life.
Im one PALE broad. And the only time I had veiny boobs like that was when I was pregnant with my kids. Dear God lets hope she is not knocked up though. She is far to needy to be someone's Mom.
Actually, I would like to see that first show.
Isn't that pretty much EVERY reality show now? Even those that didn't start out that way?
I am pale, and I have veiny everything. Including huge, veiny knockers.
Now, I like Jessica Simpson as a person and think she's more guile-less than stupid...but it's really amusing to me that she's spouting the line about "confidence" being what makes a woman truly beautiful. Spray tans, platforms, and extensions don't hurt either though, right Jess?