Hugh Hefner Is Old
Hugh Hefner admitted in a recent interview that he can't tell the difference between his Doublemint Skanks girlfriends, because his feeble old man brain just can't handle the subtle nuances of telling the difference between two people who look alike.Hugh Hefner has been blessed with three new very gorgeous blonde beauties — two of which are twins. But despite his romantic relationship with 19-year-olds Karissa and Kristina Shannon, the men’s magazine mogul admitted at the recent Playmate of the Year party at The Palms in Sin City that he still can’t really tell them apart.
"I have one little trick, one has a little mark," Hef said, motioning to his neck. "Other than that, I don’t know."
So theoretically, he's supposedly having relations these two girls (gross) and the best way he can tell the difference between them is a mark on one of their necks? That's a suspiciously PG answer. I call bullshit. The odds that he's banging the twins are about as good as the odds that he doesn't have strained peas for dinner, watch "Wheel of Fortune" and hit the sack by 8:30 p.m. Basically, a 0% chance.
At the AFI Life Achievement Awards:
To be fair, I don't think that *anyone* can tell them apart, and they probably don't give a shit. One brain cell between the two, they probably can't tell each other apart either.
This is very sad indeed, maybe it is time for the old man to step aside and let some run else run Playboy. If he can't tell who is who how can he decide on what is what. Poor Playboy Shareholders. Oh yeah, that is why he thought that Virgin was going to buy Playboy, I bet they know the difference between what's up and what is now way down.
This old dork is so pathetic with his goofy smile and yachting cap. He's what, bearing down on 90, and they're NINETEEN... and are his "girlfriends"?!! Please. They can't possibly have anything in common.
Oh, wait. He has money, and they want it. Okay.