Heidi Montag Has Lost It
After the world collectively decided that Heidi and Spencer are idiots and we hate them, I think maybe it caused something in Heidi's brain to snap. She now seems to have taken the turn from your garden variety Jesus lunatic to a "the end is nigh" kind of Jesus lunatic. From her twitter page, in which she quotes from the book of Revelations:getting ready for the day, putting on the FULL armor of God!
persecution for ten days. Be faithful, even to the point of death, and I will give you the crown of life." Revelations 2:10
read Revelations!!The end of days is coming fast! Watch out for the mark of the beast!Do NOT get a chip or bar code on your body!!
Revelations 13 talks about the end of days and the devil making you get his mark on your hand or forehead in order to live in this world!NO!
That's kind of ironic that Heidi Montag of all people would be predicting the end of the world, since most people consider her and Spencer Pratt's very existence to be impending signs of it. On a totally unrelated note, what do you think the "full armor of God" is? A titty shirt and short-shorts? Check and check!
maybe she has the inside scoop that rexella van impe will be the next celebrity death and she's ready to take her place.
Uh... "do not get a chip or a bar code on your body"?
She knows that her plastic breasts have a serial number, at the least, right?
Holy fucking balls, her Twitter page has become increasingly insane.
Um, ya'll might laugh, but didn't this brain trust also buy a shitload of guns not too long ago?
There are plenty who do the same (pretend to know something about God or his intentions) and we don't call them nuts, so why her?
What's the difference between her and the pastor who yells that "JESUS WAS GOD IN THE FLESH"?
To both I want to reply : "How the fuck do you know?"
If you have an answer and the words "blonde" or boobs" are involved, just don't.