I've never subscribed to the school of thought that Johnny Depp is panty-moisteningly attractive. Sorry, he's just not my type, OK? And thank goodness for that, because otherwise the skeevy matching eyeglasses-necklace-and-shirt combo in these pictures from the premiere of Public Enemies would make my vagina curl up inside itself and hang out a "Gone Fishin'" sign. Seriously, color-tinted lenses are never a good thing, especially when they match article(s) of clothing that you just happen to be simultaneously wearing.

True story. A few years ago the Office Creepy Guy wore a matching lenses and necktie combo to the holiday party, and we all made fun of him until I got drunk enough to take a picture of him acting like I totally wasn't just taking a picture of him just to mock him. And now, Johnny Depp, you are practically that guy. You might as well just start talking in a high-pitched nasally voice and have the cops show up at work looking for you one day.