George Clooney is a Total Man Skank
Oh look, George Clooney is totally giving it to a new girl. Shocking, I know. The surprising thing here is that he and cocktail waitress Lucy Wovert have been together for two months, which trumps his previous record of sixteen minutes and fourty-one seconds. Spiffy.The pair reportedly got together while Clooney, 48, was filming his new movie Up In The Air and have been quietly dating ever since.
Days before jetting home to Los Angeles, he invited the aspiring model to spend the night at his luxury hotel suite after dinner with friends.
Wolvert, 23, was spotted leaving the private bungalow at 11am the next day still dressed in the short, black dress she wore the previous night. (Source)
Ummm...Yeah, great job, I guess. You managed to actually remember her name the morning after. Congrats. Although Lucy may want to consider getting herself tested or something, considering that Clooney has seen more celebrity vagina than a Hollywood O.B.G.Y.N.
Here's Captain Herp at a screening of Good Night, and Good Luck in Washington:
Egad, ANOTHER cocktail waitress, George?
It's like picking up dried dog poop; extremely easy, but you need to cover your hand in plastic first.
The man has no respect for women. And any woman that would date him thinking that she is the 'one' has no respect for herself.
Ummm...how does his not settling down translate into having no respect for women? And how do you know she, or any other woman he has been with, automatically think she is "the one"? Couldn't it be possible that, considering his reputation, she is in it for the novelty just as much as he is?
Not that I am saying he should dog women or anything...I am just wondering how it isn't sexist to assume that the women he dates automatically want to marry him? Or that he doesn't want to marry them?
Thing is, until he starts marketing a "stolen" sex tape or using his sex life as a resume, I don't see how his relationships are really that troublesome.
Mr. Clooney's rep has issued a denial.