Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are finally doing something useful for society and are writing a book about reducing our carbon footprint through carbon offset projects such as solar or wind energy and reforestation. Kidding! They're writing a book on how to be famous.

In a recent interview with Access Hollywood the newlyweds dished on their plans. Heidi told them, “We have a book coming out. We co-wrote this book. It’s going to be a life-changing book to civilization.”

So what can we expect from this life-altering read? Spencer said, “It’s a ‘How To’ guide, something that Heidi and I specialize in. We’ve been working on this book for the last two years, you know, all of our strategies and things that we have learned through the ropes of — let’s say — pop culture.” (Source)

I see a flaw in their little plan. If everyone learned how to be as famous as Heidi and Spencer, wouldn't Heidi and Spencer in turn eventually become obsolete and irrelevant which would be a fate worse than death for them? And as great as a fate worse than death for Heidi and Spencer sounds, a planet full of Heidis and Spencers makes my head hurt. Kind of like when two mirrors are placed across from each other and you can see into infinity or getting shot in the head with a BB gun.

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