It hasn't been a good few weeks for Heidi and Spencer. They went from being your run-of-the-mill assholes who everyone hates to national laughingstocks, and even managed to get themselves banned from the entire E! Network. Unless of course one of them dies or something. (*crosses fingers*) And now, some rapper guy named Pants Velour finally decided to write a song about it. And boy is it mean. It's way meaner than anything I've ever said about them, and I wish them death on almost a regular basis. See? I literally just did it in this very post. Normally when someone attacks Heidi and Spencer they see it as a chance to act all indignant, but hopefully this time it'll just make Spencer curl up in the fetal position in his footie pajamas with his bong, and for Heidi to ... Well, not understand what's going on and stare vapidly at the logo that bounces around on the DVD player screen.