Lady Gaga was performing at the Much Music Awards in Toronto this weekend when her boobs inexplicably opened up and started shooting fireworks everywhere. Remember back in the 80's when Madonna wore a corset with a cone bra on it and everyone thought it was so scandalous and avant-garde? Yeah, well, if Lady Gaga continues to one-up her at this rate, by the time she's 50 she'll be adopting entire Malawian villages.