Just one day after getting off totally easy with five years probation and no jail time in his assault trial for beating the shit out of Rihanna, Chris Brown released the above track on the internet, aptly titled "It's Not My Fault." In the song he talks about a singer he used to date and how Shortie got "caught up after a long night" but it's "not his fault."

I guess that's one way of looking at it. And then there's the other way of looking at it that it was totally 100% his fault and couldn't be more his fault if there was photographic evidence to the carnage to Rihanna's face, which incidentally, THERE WAS. Clearly, there must be semantics issues at play here -- like with other words and phrases like "unrepentant," "woman abuser," and "lowlife piece of shit scumbag who will rot in hell."