Captain Underpants Gets His Pink Slip

miley060909_1.jpgSources have confirmed that Miley Cyrus has kicked her dumb as a bowl of mice underwear model boyfriend to the curb after the two recently left a string of breakuppy-sounding twitters on their twitter accounts. But the real twist here is that Miley's ex Nick Jonas may have had something to do with the breakup. Dun dun DUN!

"She obviously has been hanging out with Nick again a lot, and Justin was cool with it at first, as long as it was just a cool, friendly thing," says an insider. "She didn't cheat, but I guess Nick was trying to get her back the whole time."

In fact, photos of the former pop power couple goofing around during a video shoot surfaced just yesterday. And Saturday, Cyrus left a mildly mysterious message on her Twitter account. "I'm in a dark theater 'writing' a song with nick j who is rockin a faded eggplant shirt! :)" (Source)

Well that's good to hear. Now instead of having illegal statutory rape sex, she can get back to having good old fashioned, wholesome, consensual underage kid sex. Just the way God and America intended. That way when someone gets pregnant, at least one person's life is almost definitely still ruined, but at least no one goes to jail for it. Win-win!

Nick and Miley's unbridled display of teenage hormones this weekend:

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