Brooke Hogan went on Howard Stern this week and gave a barf-inducing interview that included such delightful topics as Brooke's virginity, Brooke's fake tits, Brooke's Chicken Little Boyfriend "$tacks" (above) and worst of all ... cringe ... Brooke's nether regions. Just go ahead and grab your trashcan now.

Howard wondered if Brooke was no longer a virgin, and Brooke half-confirmed it, using a Spring Break-type phrase: “I’m totally legal and living regal.” Brooke added that she actually lost her virginity to a guy who was on a few episodes of the old “Hogan Knows Best” show - and, on the new season of “Brooke knows Best,” will kiss a girl: “Her name was Daniela…she had, like, buzzed hair. She was kinda butch.”

Howard wondered why Brooke has denied reports that she has fake boobs, but Brooke claimed she hadn’t: “I’ve never said that - I just never commented…my boobs are fake.” Brooke said she just didn’t like the shape of her natural breasts: “I wanted them more rounded…I like them [now]. They definitely look pretty. But I didn’t need them.”

Howard asked if she’s fully shaven. Brooke said ”Who wants a bush?” She said she likes hairy men but she likes to be clean down there. (Source)

Well of course Brooke has to be clean shaven down there. Otherwise the pubes would get stuck in all that tape and I imagine that would be a very painful situation. Oh yeah ... Zing!!!

Brooke at Pure for her 21st birthday: (I still can't believe it either)