
Bret Michaels released a very, very,
very lengthy statement (seriously, you can read it in its entirety
here) about the series of events that led to the
funniest thing ever to happen on a live national telecast. Long story short, he wasn't happy with the way things went down. On his
face! High five!
I feel for the actors and actresses who put in so much time and hard work on or off Broadway to get to the Tonys. This is their moment and I am sorry that some of it may have gotten overshadowed by my thick rocker cranium being struck by a stage prop. On a high note I hear it was the highest rated Tonys they have had in years. However, I was bummed that I did not get to see any of the acts perform during the Tonys as I have never seen a play on Broadway before, probably would have enjoyed it, and even more bummed that I did not get to attend the after parties, cuz rumor has it Anne Hathaway was going to be there and she is hot. (Source)
See now Tony Awards? You may have broken Bret Michaels face and nearly decapitated him, but you never stopped to think about the real victim in this situation. Because of your carelessness, Anne Hathaway wasn't given the opportunity to be ogled and leched at by Bret Michaels, and that's a moment she'll never have back. Not
ever. So I hope you all sit yourselves down and have a good long think about what you did.

Still looks like Fergie's gay uncle.
HE'S PERFORMED AT THE TONY AWARDS AND HE'S NEVER SO MUCH AS SEEN A PLAY ON BROADWAY BEFORE??
Fuck you, Bret Michaels. Fuck. You.