Bret Michaels, who is more or less the poster child for whiny diabetic drama queens, was asked by Elle magazine how having the disease affects his sex life:

The only time it will ever affect you in bed is if you have extremely low blood sugar and you go into insulin shock, at which point you won't be standing up, let alone performing sex.

However, I will sometimes hold off on the insulin, which will jack my blood sugar level up to the low 200 range. It's like how a prizefighter will want to go into the ring with his blood sugar levels high. It gives you the stamina of a bull. So, yes, sometimes I will endanger my own life to pleasure a woman. (Source)

Hmph. My boyfriend is also diabetic and he's never endangered his life to pleasure me. That jerk. I guess he just doesn't love me as much as Bret Michaels loves his whores. Well, we'll just see about that after I hide his precious insulin from him. Of course, then he'll probably just be all like, "Oh, woe is me! I'm going into shock and I might die!" Everything is always all about him.

More of Bret Michaels at the Tony Awards before he broke his face. (Side note: Why does he keep doing that with his hand? Does he have Parkinson's, too?)