I never thought there would ever be a reason to actually watch the Tony Awards, but during last night's show something very, very special happened that is making me reevaluate this Broadway musical awards show-loathing stance of mine. Following a rousing performance of "Nothin' But a Good Time," Bret Michaels got clothes-lined by a piece of the scenery and it was truly a thing of beauty. My recommended Bret-Michaels-getting-clothes-lined-by-a-piece-of-scenery viewing position is to just hover your cursor around that 10-second mark and replay to your heart's desire. Apparently my heart's desire is approxmately two-hundred times.

Side note: What was Bret Michaels doing at the Tony awards anyway? Are they adapting "Rock of Love: Skank Bus" for the stage? I guess it wouldn't be the dumbest broadway adaptation idea ever, Grey Gardens.