Sacha Baron Cohen, seen here in Berlin on the latest leg of his worldwide tour to promote
Bruno, is for some reason already
angering the gay community although the film has yet to even premiere in the United States. It's like, when did the gay community get so damn sensitive all of a sudden? See, because, get it? He's dressed up in an anatomically correct, headless Porky Pig outfit. That is just
so like gay people to do that. It's like they don't even understand what satire is. I'd be willing to bet most gays totally don't find the humor in little things like airplane peanuts, either.
The guy in yellow has the biggest "penis" and the guy in black has the smallest, what is that all about?
Let's do this mathematically.
Sascha Baron Cohen = Jewish. Borat = anti-Semite.
Sascha Baron Cohen = Straight. Bruno = Flaming Homosexual.
So according to Sascha Baron Cohen, being a flaming homosexual is as disgusting to him as being an Anti-Semite! No wonder the gay community is up in arms!!
(Brought to you by semi-mathematically-minded conspiracy theorists, inc.)
It was bound to happen. As faggotdom moved ever closer to acceptability, albeit more socially than legally, the greater number of dull, trivial, and ball-less members of the tribe would take up permanent residence.
However, any campy gay bitch worth her weight in Aquanet and battery operated accessories who can't see the sheer delight of a full frontal assault on the entire fashion industry, top to very bottom, needs to be bitch-slapped, given a really bad haircut (if he doesn't have one already), and then bitch-slapped again.
Oh... stewardess. Hi... just came back to see if you have more of those delicious nuts... well, hello there. What's your name tall, dark and... tall?
I didn't even SEE the comment before mine. Ling-ling! I didn't know pandas knew how-to type... but math too! My God. Is Ling-lling still here? I would so DIE if I could get a picture... You-hoo... oh Ling-ling!!
I just don't care to see his movie just looks way to dumb.
Sorry, I... seem to have forgotten my bling-bling. Anyone seen it? It's silver. Sterling silver, actually. Oh, here it is.
(Wraps Sterling around neck, walks away.)
Borat was hella hilarious and I can't wait to see Bruno. Sasha knows how to poke his finger in cringe worthy topics people are afraid to address, he might just be a comic genious.
Btw, what is the irony of airplane peanuts?