Michael Jackson is supposedly going to be performing on a 50-date tour this summer kicking off in London in mid-July. Honestly? I don't think it's going to happen. Which would be a good thing, because he's already making some pretty suspect demands:

Jackson, acquitted of child molestation charges in 2005, has requested a choir of child singers between the ages of five and 13 that's made up of exactly equal numbers of black, white, mixed-race and Asian children, according to a casting agent email reported by London's Daily Mirror.

Jacko, 50, also wants every child able to speak sign language, the Mirror reports. And he's requested a band of six drummers who are "young adults, clean-cut and of mixed ethnicity." (Source)

So basically, as Michael Jackson likes to call it, "his own personal craft services table." Heyoo!