Kim Kardashian was at a launch party for Hennessy Black in TriBeCa earlier this week when she was told she couldn't board an elevator because her enormous girth "exceeded the weight limit." Hee!

Making her way up to the party with a group of pals, the amply upholstered reality star got into a crowded elevator, only to be sheepishly told by an attendant that the lift couldn't lift because the group exceeded the cab's weight capacity. "Everyone started laughing," says a spy. "Finally, someone in Kim's group stepped off." (Source)

The only thing that could have made this funnier is if in that exact moment her dress split down the side, some kind of "wah-wah you lose" sound effect was piped in from above and the entire incident had been caught on camera and broadcast to a live studio audience. If only life could be more like episodes like "America's Funniest Home Videos."