Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt made their big red carpet Cannes debut for the premiere of Inglorious Basterds yesterday. I'm usually not a fan of whatever Angie's wearing, which is invariably shapeless black or neutral, and this is no exception. Number one, beige is gross; and number two, it makes her look washed out and pale. And that red lipstick she's got going on doesn't help either. But, you know, whatever. It's Angelina Jolie. It doesn't matter what she wears because people would still be willing to stab their own grandmothers eyes out just to catch a whiff of her farts.