Nic Cage is about to go full-retard in the upcoming Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. (Pajiba)

Haylie Duff got a nose job and a chin job, thus demoting her from "Butter-Face" to "I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Butter-Face". (Yeeeah!)

In alliterated news: Buffy Baby Bump! BUFFY BABY BUMP! (The Blemish)

Having Paparazzi problems? Call Quween, and she will fuck their shit up! (Seriously? OMG!)

Mrs. Potato Head from Britain's Got Talent flipped the shit out and dropped a couple F-bombs. Let the backlash commence! (Celebitchy)

Is Rihanna dating Kanye West? Probably not, but let's pretend they are anyways. (CelebWarship)

No, seriously, Jon and Kate are terrible parents. Would someone please take their children away already? (BricksAndStones)

Oh, greeeeeeat. Now Gwenyth Paltrow is gonna be all smug and self-righteous in Spanish too. Whoopee. (Agent Bedhead)

Adam Lambert still won't say whether he's gay or straight. In a related story, why does it even matter? (POTP)

Kim Kardashian made an exercise DVD or something, which means it's time for gratuitous bikini pics. Site NSFW! (DrunkenStepfather)

Mandy Moore gets WAY too emotional singing about Waffle Bowls...Delicious, delicious Waffle Bowls. (IDWYL)